“But Paris was a very old city and we were young and nothing was simple there, not even poverty, nor sudden money, nor the moonlight, nor right and wrong nor the breathing of someone who lay beside you in the moonlight.”

E. Hemingway.
"París era una fiesta"

Friday, 18 May 2012


  ¿Quieres un bocadito a la Tom Waits, mi amor?  Hilarante, y además completamente acertado. Más de John Peck aquí.

AC/DC: Beer-battered kangaroo sausage, sliced hard-boiled egg, low-calorie port cheese, Dutch crunch.

Black Sabbath: Ham, stilton, LSD mustard, milled wheat bread.

Thin Lizzy: Chopped sausage, mincemeat, Jameson-shiitake reduction, soda bread.

The Beatles: Beef, ham, chicken, lamb, fondue sauce, dinner roll.

Wings: Sliced vegan haggis, wilted arugula, aged soy cheddar, rice bread.

Led Zeppelin: Arum sandwich with hummus, lettuce, 22 thin-sliced deli meats; side of Colman’s mustard.

Bob Dylan: Scrapple, melted pepper jack, hemp-seed garlic bread.

The Pogues: Gin-fed lamb, whiskey-marinated turkey, beer-braised pork shoulder, mustard, soda bread.

Van Halen: Grilled 17-cheese sandwich on white bread; side of nacho cheese soup.

Ted Nugent: Cubed Grizzly bear, white buffalo brisket, unicorn haunch, Jim Beam barbecue sauce, white bread.

The Jimi Hendrix Experience: Bacon-double cheeseburger, mescaline pesto, sourdough bread.

Yes: Smoked ham, sprouts, candied foxgloves, braised fawn, dandelion greens, grilled fly agaric, irradiated kamut roll.

Allman Brothers: Honey-bourbon brisket, potato chips, Milk Duds, dandelion greens, seeded bun.

Pink Floyd: Amethyst-rubbed pork, asparagus jelly, moon-dried tomatoes, pumpernickel.

Jethro Tull: Roasted king bolete, ginger chutney, hempseed bread.

Emerson, Lake and Palmer: Ham, grape jelly, everything bagel.

Van Morrison: Lamb kebab, yogurt, thistle butter, Tupelo honey, jelly roll.

Simon and Garfunkel
: Fried pork cutlet, ketchup, mustard, parsley, sage, rosemary, flour tortilla.

Bruce Springsteen: Cheesesteak, peppers, grilled headband, ketchup, seeded bun.

ABBA: Reindeer paté, candied rose petals, white bread.

Guns ’n Roses: Bacon-double cheeseburger, bittermelon jelly, Rogain aioli, sliced glazed donut.

The Who: Roast beef, boiled guitar strings, dinner roll.

Neil Young: Cubed ham, Kraft macaroni and cheese, blackened Anaheim peppers, 18-grain Anasazi bread.

Rolling Stones: Beef tongue, caviar, platinum-coated fried onions, ketchup, white bread.

Tom Waits: Boiled racehorse brisket, mustard, dark rye bread.

Roxy Music: Tandoori chicken breast, kalamata olive and sun-dried tomato tapenade, fried dragonfly wings, mache, sprouted bun.

Brian Ferry: Chipotle/cocaine-rubbed pork shoulder, herbed goat cheese, french roll.

The Cars: Pepsi-braised hamburger, Roquefort dressing, white bread.

Neil Diamond: Brandy-marinated ham, cheese spread, cherry pie filling, Texas toast.

Queen: Fried Corinthian leather, Pop Rocks, sprouts, mayo, baguette.

Creedence Clearwater Revival: Alligator sausage, ketchup, relish, seeded hot dog bun.

Cream: Curried goat ribs, marmalade, lettuce, ruby powder, spelt bread.

Beach Boys: Grilled chicken breast, mustard, lettuce, SPF-50 sunscreen aioli, crispy fried peyote bits, white bread.

The Doors: Beer-battered fried chicken, mescaline ketchup, Navajo fry bread.

Huey Lewis and the News: Butterflied hot dog, pizza sauce, Cheez-Whiz, Dutch crunch.

Hall and Oates: Tuna salad, diet coleslaw, pomade, hamburger bun.

Prince: Braised peacock cheeks, lavender spread, mustard, mayo, baguette.

Grateful Dead: Lemon verbena sorbet, peanut butter, clarified hemp butter, deep-fried brownie bites, M&Ms, stale focaccia.

Kiss: Low-sodium smoked turkey, Velveeta, braised $100 bills, sequined bun.

Meat Loaf: Turkey meatloaf, lettuce, fat-free mayo, deep-fried silk, whole wheat bread, pint of dipping gravy.

Styx: Chopped hot dog, Cheez-Whiz, butter, poppyseed bagel.

Heart: Stewed cloud ear mushrooms, jalapeño mustard, mayo, arugula, hexagonal gold-embossed cornbread.

The Police: Smoked trout, horseradish-Viagra mayo, white bread.

Rush: Seagrams-marinated grilled flank steak, carbonated pineapple-jalapeño cheese spread, maple-wasabi aioli, hand-milled laser-cut 37-grain flatbread.

U2: Olive loaf, Tasmanian honey, shade-grown arugula, free-trade coffee-balsamic reduction, wheat bread.

Nick Drake: Ptarmigan tears, nettle spread, rice bread.

David Bowie: Curried snow leopard, mayo, garlic naan.

The Kinks: Roast beef, balsamic cigarette-butt reduction, dark rye.

Squeeze: Pickled herring, Dijon mustard, Silly String, pumpernickel.

Can: Flash-fried hummingbird, sliced gruyere, shredded kelp, curry ketchup, seeded roll.

John Cage: Silence, warmth, indirect sunlight, the memory of lettuce, the idea of bread.

Velvet Underground: Salami, cheddar, shredded pre-war 1000-Deutschmark bills, oil paint, heroin gravy, French roll.

R.E.M.: Vegan chicken tenders, small-batch barbecue sauce, pickled rutabaga, dinner roll.

The Residents: Ham, cheese, playing cards, nickels, rye bread.

Bjork: Sliced narwhal, mustard, whole wheat bread.

Pixies: Hamburger, ketchup, crispy hemp leaves, Belgian waffle.

Sonic Youth: Roast beef, cheddar spread, brie, pork sausage, soy sausage, almond butter, curried prawns, barbiturate mayo, Asian coleslaw, shredded coconut, sprouted wheat bread.

Fugazi: Cold Tofurkey, radicchio, frozen capers, rice bread.

Kraftwerk: Vegan peppered ham, cucumber slices, baked microchips, sprouted wheat bread.

Aphex Twin: Stilton, Colman’s mustard, wasabi paste, adrenochrome jelly, baked Polaroids, dinner roll.

Ministry: Cheeseburger, pickles, lettuce, WD-40 aioli, cocaine-dusted bun.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor: Vegan brisket, raw horseradish, mascerated ghost pepper dressing, whole baguette.

Venom: Burnt goat marrow, black sand, iceberg lettuce, scarab-husk bread.

Bauhaus: Baked tofu, hemlock spread, black mustard, French roll.

The Cure: Turkey ham, mayo, Chanel No. 5, sparrow feathers, wheat bread.

Depeche Mode: Chicken breast, Swiss cheese, grilled suede, fried onions, mascara aioli, seeded baguette.

The Smiths: Vegan ham, mustard, mayo, bacon wrapped in lettuce, white bread.

Joy Division: Stilton, nightshade jelly, zucchini bread.

The Clash: Moroccan eggplant tagine, marmite, soda bread.

Sex Pistols: Deep-fried Frank Sinatra LP, Russian mustard, spackle, tacks, stale rye bread.

Ramones: Sliced hot dog, amphetamine ketchup, mustard, relish, white bread.

Misfits: Pizza sub with pepperoni, mozzarella, olives, and fried bat nuggets; Kaiser roll.

Black Flag: Smoked turkey, mustard, shredded griptape, black spraypaint, sprouts, wheat bread.

G.G. Allin: Cubed grilled hammerhead shark, KY jelly, chunky peanut butter, stale tortilla.

Bread: Bread.


  1. El aioli de máscara de pestañas y la gamuza a la barbacoa para Depeche Mode no tienen precio. :)


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